computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

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Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

the fact that the riddler only had like 500 followers but they showed up to do his bidding is so fucked when you think about it. i have way more followers than him why dont you guys ever do that for me

but instead of what they did you have to come play outside with me

hey just so everyone knows, It Was A Draft

the supreme court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade is not official yet. someone leaked a draft of the opinion that the members of the court have been circulating and revising (the draft was created by justice samuel alito).

which is insane by the way. it’s the first time that a draft of a supreme court decision has ever been leaked in the entire history of this country.

it makes perfect sense to feel grief or panic or dread or sadness or anger or whatever you’re feeling right now. this is fucking terrible and scary. just for the sake of avoiding misinformation, i wanted to clarify this because i think a lot of the headlines have been misleading, and the info gets even more misconstrued when it’s rephrased on social media and stuff

the strategic political moves happening right now are intentional and important. we WANT backlash. we NEED backlash. the anger of the people changes the direction of the country -- our fury, our organization, and our blood in the streets are the ONLY things that have ever won us anything. so please freak out. call your reps. stand in front of your reps houses and yell at them so they can’t sleep tonight. help abortion activists in any way they ask. we have a short window to be fucking terrifying enough to scare these motherfuckers to change. don’t waste it.

“how do you not know about the john famousman drama. jeeby deeby’s breakup?“ I hate celebrities I hate influencers I live under a crate of oranges

character belongs to mikey

not enough men named hieronymus these days

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Thinking about Repo! and like, fuck GeneCo, but

1) Do they do top surgery and

2) What are they gonna do if I don’t pay? Send the Repo Man to REATTACH my boobs??

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WHY would you hide this in the tags

It needed to pass peer review

target.com is a human being

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smiling wide and clapping my hands

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

characters dynamic that's like "they weren't in a relationship but they're definitely exes now"

The only gala that exists to me is the Grand Galloping Gala 

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everyone else go home. them. 

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That one time I made a zine out of an 18th century encyclopedia entry on boxing to try and impress a crush.

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gon and killua finally arrived

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